lizdexia:

siment:

how do you get yourself in this situation?

I want to print out this picture

and tape it up on my bathroom mirror

so that every time I start to feel like I’m fucking up my entire life

I can look at it and go

“at least you’re not that guy”

Hippos are rumored to be the most dangerous animal in Africa.  Mainly because they live in the same water that humans use.  People go to take a bath or clean their clothes?  Hippos have this long tooth that can cut you in half.  Hippos have to be in water.  A lot.  Sometimes they sunbathe, but if they feel you’re trying to prevent them from getting to the water, they will attack.  And you’ll be a naked guy running away from 800 pounds of cut you the fuck in half.

Good luck.

(Source: jaggedfragments)